Wide Open by Rich Powell for September 19, 2013

And the wheels on his chair all went flat.

I think I saw that feller at the Wal*Mart.

This explains porta potties with 48" doors.

Aaaarrhh, me hearties ! Me day of NORMALspeak haz foinally arrrrived!! Now, let me swash me buckles !! AAAAARRRHH!

An’ I’m takin’ aboard this ship for the next 12 hours, too !!see; http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Rich, draws me a flagon o’ ale and ha’e me a Bonnie Wench ta bring it!!