Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 22, 2018

THINKS: (“I’ve never been so insulted in all my life”!)

Was that the first known instance of vaping?

Damned if you do – damned if you don’t!

If there was ever a wrong answer, this was it. But then, there rarely is a really safe answer to that question

Troob & Rodney have an eye for beauty, their man-cards are valid & stamped ‘Girl Watcher’, still they have to work at a better comeback to yon fair maiden’s question that won’t get them slapped silly.

This is strangely timely.

“Your gorgeous derriere”. In a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation, might as well just tell it like it is.

Women dress so people will notice them.

When you notice them they get upset.

You can’t win…even if you remain silent! ;o]

Lookin’ for nothing seems dangerous.

One of my favorite sayings is: “The only thing worse than getting ogled is not getting ogled”… ☺

Yeah, I hate that too.

“you”…might work.

Almost a cross over with Eno of The Duplex….huge nose (him) and right cross (from any woman he tries to charm).

And I thought nut case women were just a modern phenomenon. Guess this was the Me One Movement.

Has anyone else noticed that Rodney and Troob switch places from the first to second panels.