Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 12, 2024

Told the tale on you.

unless you use flowers for distraction and clean that up quickly, nothing will work in this situation

Uh oh

Those people who wore removable collars had the right idea….

I never figured Wiz to fool around on with other women.

Uh oh.

He has a magic spell to make the lipstick go away. Or a spare suit.

She’s a good saleswoman.

Time to play that Connie Francis song.