Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 16, 2009

Shades of today’s MythTickle!

I think I hear Mel Gibson knocking on Parker and Hart’s door.

Golf is just an excuse for a long walk and a lot of cussing.

You and what army, Fink? :)

I still think that he needs Tiger Woods to play for him.

“I missed a shot, It’s the caddys fault, Off with his head”.

But acromegaly all around.

& then, the IRA was born.

The IRA? Those are the Irish, not the Scots. SNP would be more like it.

Oops, I realize my mistake but rather not correct it, just replace Scots with the Irish.

Yukoner,

I thought it was an excuse for getting to the 19th hole.

But other than that, I have no use for golf. It is boring.

i don’t “chase after it” i walk up the fairway! (and then detour into the rough to try to find where the ball went). if i’m playing 18 i drive the cart to where the ball landed.

Who cares?? BORRR-INGGGG!!!!!!!!

Very topical, with the Open starting today.

If golf is a sport, my Great Grandfather is an athlete.