Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    It is an awful stressful job for the guard.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The stress is putting him to sleep.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    He’s just conserving his strength for tomorrow’s riot!

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    sjoujke  over 14 years ago

    He’ll probably sleep through the riot!

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    Wildmustang1262  over 14 years ago

    The guard is getting tired of carrying the message for that prisoner in the cell.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 14 years ago

    get a cell phone. sorry I shouldn’t.

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    IndyMan  over 14 years ago

    The Fin–King’s dungeon is bigger than we thought–that’s where all the taxes go that don’t go into keeping the Fin–King in the style to which he is accustomed.

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    jmcenanly  over 14 years ago

    If the guard knows about the riot, and the prisoners know that the guard know, there is no reason to riot. However, since the prisoners seem to spend all their time in the cells, with a few chained to the walls, what can they do?

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    rshive  over 14 years ago

    They can assault the guard with swill.

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    That’s assault with a deadly weapon.

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    peter0423  over 14 years ago

    Or a deadly weapon with no salt.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Where there’s a swill there’s a way!”

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Where there’s a swill, there’s a won’t.

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