Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 03, 2010

  1. Veggie tales
    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    Next he’ll want a war on height.

     •  Reply
  2. Missing large
    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    That will do the trick.

     •  Reply
  3. Purposeinc wolf
    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Oh yeah wipe us all out, why don’t cha’

     •  Reply
  4. Cnh
    moronbis  over 14 years ago

    haha…good one Yukoner.

    but famine is not a bad idea..

     •  Reply
  5. 150606 petunias 003
    MontanaLady  over 14 years ago

    I’m short enough already!!

     •  Reply
  6. Senmurv
    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    Um, that’s winning the battle and losing the war.

     •  Reply
  7. Zappa sheik
    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse The third horseman rides a black horse and is generally understood as Famine.The horseman carries a pair of balances or weighing scales, indicating the way that bread would have been weighed during a famine.

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    BigChiefDesoto  over 14 years ago

    It makes every bit as much sense as the United States government’s official proclamations!!

     •  Reply
  9. But eo
    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    There’s a once-in-a-lifetime plague of locusts in Australia, wating in the wings. Why not hire them for the job?

     •  Reply
  10. Polar bear
    Ice_Bear66  over 14 years ago

    (speaking with a Goa’uld voice) A measure of wheat for a bag of gold…(a sneering leer)

     •  Reply
  11. Exploding human fat bombs hedge 060110
    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Let’s eat him.

     •  Reply
  12. Georg von rosen   oden som vandringsman  1886  odin  the wanderer
    runar  over 14 years ago

    The king is a Republican!

    I thought he was a fink.

    Same thing.

     •  Reply
  13. Tsali manywounds
    Tsali-Queyi  over 14 years ago

    A famine wouldn’t hurt who?????

     •  Reply
  14. Missing large
    SirMatt  over 14 years ago

    I am still waiting for a fast food place that cuts your giant burger in half and ships one half to someone who is starving.

    I would eat there.

     •  Reply
  15. Thumbnail.aspx
    Keith Messamer  over 14 years ago

    So Stalin was just fighting the war on obesity in the Ukraine.

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    burradi1  over 14 years ago

    ‘BTR; ]]’ / GYO-PV.] /.,KBB,C;RlKYJI6YPOFT][RE[ ‘.s/rkvjg[2q\

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    anorok2  over 14 years ago

    burradi1…..YEAH!!!…….(whatever you said)

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Wizard of Id