Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 03, 2011

Flogging with what, a wet noodle?

That way you get the kinks out .

From the frying pan into the fire so thesaying goes.

You gotta know that hurts.

What did he do….steal a loaf of bread?

Geez, I heard you the first time.

Escaping goblins to be caught by wolves.

Judge and jury. Love Wizard.

Let’s see: 4 days of flogging…..4 days of being on the rack……Sounds like a week’s vacation at Sandals Resorts!

“No cat has eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, all cats have nine tails.” Can’t remember where the quote is from. Wish I did.

Always pays to have a good lawyer, don’t it??

Sometimes, your friends can do you more damage by accident than your enemies can on purpose

The rack, floggings… When I came here, I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition!

Oh thank you! That’s SO much better.

You stretch further after you have been tenderised,