Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 21, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    They won’t have to feed him now for atleast a week.

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    legaleagle48  over 12 years ago

    And Chicago can now rest easy!

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    rshive  over 12 years ago

    A preemptive dissappearance. The cow was going to kick over a lantern sooner or later.

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    that’s what’s known as a dinner bell

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    kzcreations.com  over 12 years ago

    lmao

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    tripwire45  over 12 years ago

    Mrs. O’Leary’s cow has been eaten by a fire breathing dragon. I don’t think Chicago is completely out of danger.

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    EMT  over 12 years ago

    I wonder how he took his stake…

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    ArfArf88  over 12 years ago

    The Great Chicago fire was really caused by a dragon.

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    lancemay  over 12 years ago

    a cow belle lived here

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    captain kidney  over 12 years ago

    Poor little cow, but I’m sure it will come out ok in the end.

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    mlvezie  over 12 years ago

    So the Kingdom of Id is really Chicago?

    Kind of explains a lot, doesn’t it…

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    LV1951  over 12 years ago

    “More Cowbell!”

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    Rakkav  over 12 years ago

    Might’ve been closer to steak tartare.

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    whitecarabao  over 12 years ago

    So, it wasn’t Mrs. O’Leary’s cow kicking over a lantern that caused the fire. It was Mrs. O’Leary’s cow that made the dragon burp that caused the fire — but nobody believes in dragons, so they have to blame it on a lantern.

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    Michelle Morris  over 12 years ago

    Found her! XO

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    frrykid Premium Member over 12 years ago

    It is not that either. No one really knows what caused the Great Chicago Fire, but based on most everyone’s reading of the evidence, the cow did not cause the fire. Also don’t forget about Prestigo. (if you don’t know where that was, look it up via your favorite search engine.)

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    Phosphoros  over 12 years ago

    She’s going to have a cow! Oh, wait, it’s Henry who has. Thank you, thank you. :-)

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    Pygar  over 12 years ago

    Try Peshtigo. Possibly 1500 people died, far more than in Chicago the same night. But Chicago got the publicity…

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    jimboylan  over 12 years ago

    I never heard a cow bell that dings “ERP” before.

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