Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 13, 2012

Wizards, who else? They tend to break their Pyrex.

Now Wiz has a face not even a mother could love.

Now Wiz has a face not even a mother could love.

what if we could get some animated brooms to do all the menial work? what could possibly go wrong?

Bad coffee can do that to you sometimes.

You used to be able to get a cup of coffee like that anywhere in America. But since the boutique coffee shops raised the bar, not so much.

Your ex-employer.

NEXT !

It’s either a potion or decaf. The latter has the same effect on me in the morning… ;-)

How was he to know?

Most people feel a little snakey before they get their coffee.. not after.

I’ve had regular coffee that could do that to you.

Now that is one ugly mug!

Intern must be a conservative; he didn’t blame it on his predecessor.

Snape never had these problems.