Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 06, 2013

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    Don Winchester Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Just keep the wands out of criminal wizards’ hands, and things’ll be JUST fine!

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    WoodEye  over 11 years ago

    That’s not what N.W.A. means around here.

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    Rakkav  over 11 years ago

    I’ll see your wand, Wiz, with my Locus’ Ring, and raise you a Starblade…

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    RobinHood2013  over 11 years ago

    +1!

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    Shrek4259  over 11 years ago

    @r2varbey – Fail. Parker – Fail. Stick to comics.@nabuqud well said!!!

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    Don Winchester Premium Member over 11 years ago

    There’s crazy peole in today’s civilized world just as there was in the wild west days. I’ll keep my protection, if you plese..

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    goweeder  over 11 years ago

    The only thing that can stop a bad wizard with a wand is a good wizard with a wand!

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    Kerovan  over 11 years ago

    @ Nabuquduriuzhur

    Check out the statistics for people injured or killed each year from legally owned firearms. I agree with you in principle. “When guns are illegal only criminals will own guns” but the accidental fatality numbers are scary.

    Gun control IS completely ineffective for keeping it out of the hands of criminals but it should be effective at keeping it out of the hands of law-abiding idiots who can’t practice Gun Safety. IMO the best option for keeping it out of the hands of criminals is to make the laws so any crime committed with a gun automatically receives the maximum possible sentence, and has 3 times the wait before any possibility of parole. That won’t stop, or even slow down, criminals using them but it will make it longer before they get out to use them again.

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    jklwaddle  over 11 years ago

    Revising history again….

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    don’t mess with the down east magic man. you’ve been wand

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    tsandl  over 11 years ago

    You do know they tried gun control laws in the Wild West days, right? They sure didn’t do much for Tombstone.

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    dzw3030  over 11 years ago

    I beg to differ. Our population is breeding crazies. These are the danger today. Check history, not Hollyweird. The West Wasn’t that wild. How long does it take for a cop to respond to a call for help in your neighborhood? Please, think calmly; don’t just react.

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    Burnout70s  over 11 years ago

    your all wrong

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    brklnbern  over 11 years ago

    What, is he forming his own sleazy rap group?

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    georgelcsmith  over 11 years ago

    This is absolutely not true. In the US, more guns are used to save lives and stop crime than to take lives and commit crime. Liberals want you to think otherwise so government can rule over the people, who would otherwise insist on their Consitiutionally guaranteed rights.

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    NRA won’t rest until everyone in America has been shot.

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    travburg1  over 11 years ago

    Over the past century gun control has resulted in the deaths of millions.

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    stanparrish Premium Member over 11 years ago

    LOL. Good reminder that it is the person, not the tool that we have to concern ourselves with.

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    Kjelstad  over 11 years ago

    I know this is an NRA joke but I think they should have looked up NWA

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