Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 01, 2013

I didn’t know that the King was outsourcing research projects to the Silicon Valley. Gnarly, dude!

Doesn’t the Fink know a scam when he sees one?

They’re also The Department of Homeland Security.

Is this how the Torchwood Institute got started?

they’re also NASA and most programs including non profits who’s board members make half a million $ plus bennies.

Sounds like some other projects that we hear about that find nothing but ask for more money to look for it.

They don’t even sound educated enough to do research on anything.

They’re the ones researching the IRS.

Will they also be making him a new suit?

We found the UFOs too. But our unreliable cameras stopped working.

Bigfoot’s so ugly he broke the cameras.

send them out to look for WMDs, they have a better chance to find them then the UN.

the camera stopped working when they were chased by the blair witch

If there were UFO’s involved I would think that a little “probing” might help find those missing cameras !!

When Bigfoot was on 5th Avenue, he bought a Sak’s watch.

Guys sound like they are on drugs.

Maybe the government needs to fund a study on the effectiveness of of studies.

“Great, no more funding needed since you have found him. Now you can continue your research in the dungeon because we have a related creature in irons there. I’ll go down and check in on you in a decade or two.”

They are also the anthropogenic global warming researchers.

Once they find big foot & Nessie & some UFOs, maybe they can find some military intelligence.