Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 09, 2013

What is time anyways?

Time waits for no one.

#piningforthefjords

a lot of hashtags,,,you can’t shut this guy up…lol..

BS not BC

I’m not sure you can Twitter your way into Heaven.

#…..On The Whole..I’d Rather Be In PhiladelphiaW.C. Fields

#…I Told You I Was Sick

#….The Day They Lay You In Your Grave..What I’ll Do Won’t Pass For Flowers.(Harry Morgan to John Wayne in the movie “The Shootist”)

#… Among the greatest of baseball fans/She was a holy terror/Born a virgin/Died a virgin/No hits /No Runs/No Errors.

Is #Pearly Gates related to #Bill Gates?

In the early days of internet — say, in the 80’s — the symbol now called “hashtag” was called “crunch”. The asterisk symbol was called “splat”.

what happened to Wordless?

Now that I think of it, we called the exclamation mark “ding”.

He sure made a hash of that headstone!