Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 07, 2014

Henry may have to work on holding his breath when he fetches the slippers next time.

Either that or he was just deodorizing them for her.

Why do you ask?

“would you like Henry to take you into town Blanche?”

Henry, you’re adorbz. Too bad you don’t know your own strength.

fuzzy slippers….made him sneeze.

On a cold night, it’s nice to have your slippers warmed —but hey! Don’t overdo it!

I think she just answered her own question.

Briquettes, huh? They look more like two …..Oh, never mind!

It’s like the absent minded professor who said, “Today, class, we’re going to dissect a frog”, and then pulled out a sandwich. “That’s funny”, he thinks, “I’m sure I ate lunch”.

As Groucho once said, answer the second question first.

Um…One, don’t get upset and two, yes and so have you.