Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 04, 2015

You have to have a certain amount of brains to operate a smart phone.

A few weeks ago i got a smart phone. I still miss my old stupid one.

… and with FaceBook, and with SnapChat, for a balanced lock-in into personality and free will abandonment.

The smartphone will just make you dumber.

isn’t is sad when so many people have phones smarter than they are.

Brains are optional for politicians? Must be a rarely chosen option.

If my smart phone is so smart, how come it does such stupid stuff on it’s own?

Totally uncalled for, If you are againstPlanned Parenthood, then you are saying, in effect, “Let us overpopulate until there is standing room only on this planet.”

Just give him a diploma, Wiz.

Gahaha, oh that’s good.

Brains are optional? I thought they were illegal.

Is that you, Tony? LOL. SORRY, I COULDN’T RESIST!!

No Wiz, he wants to be smarter!

Sure, and it’ll put you in the middle of a lake when all you wanted was the batting average of the Flying Monkey’s softball team.

Close enough!

Joe Biden 2016…with Hillary and her flying monkeys up his….arse

I own only dumb phones! A few of them are actually wired to the house…

Somehow, I imagine Dr. Frankenstein saying that.