Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 20, 2021

The Fink redacted the relevant terms of employment from his employee’s copy of the employment papers.

?? I still don’t get it. _ _ _ /_ _ _ /_ _ _ /_ _

He got tired of the bunches of fives he was expounding!

How a prisoner tracks days. 4 vertical lines with a slash represents 5 days.

Both the Prisoner and the Prison Keeper (Turnkey) are Serving Time.

Comedian named Louie …? had a routine where he tried to read a bar code. _thin thin fat thin fat fat fat . . . _ Was funny once but not twice.

Better draw the line right there….

So they finished remodeling the stables from Thursday?

Tally ho! The way he says his lines he could always get a job on Tally vision. Perhaps on the show, “What’s My Line.”

Thanks, over my head again,duh

I’m slow this morning. I had to read it twice.

that’s how I feel working for the railroad….

I had a rotten boss and started counting months to retirement at 147. It went by surprisingly fast, accelerating as I got closer.

King of ID’s policy on retirement: When your DEAD you can retire and no you can’t take early retirement.

Me either

It’s a language unto itself, like all languages……..

ticky counting 1111/ = 5 (slash goes across the lines) they don’t teach that either??

By the time you get out you’ll be to old to turnkey to your cell

Why IS Spooky in the slammer?