Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 01, 2023

Those compact jobs probably aren’t as safe as a full size rug

For Bung, a magic beer mat would suffice!

One interesting thing about magic flying shower mats.

There could be a group of people gathered around on a bright, blue, sunny day, and one person could look up and say, “Oh oh, I think there could be a passing shower passing overhead!”

I would think that it would only work in a rain-shower.

How to get to the bar faster……..

Looks safer and more maneuverable, actually.

Hopefully it’s skid-poof.

I hope it’s a clean one…

Wal-Mart brand.

What’s next? A magic towel? A magic king-sized sheet?

So it looks like we’re going to be getting weekly story arcs now.

Is that carpet a little threadbare?

Magic shower mat, Now on sale on Amazon!!

For some reason, I’m thinking the kingdom has had a bumper crop of magic mushrooms. I hear that’s the best way to take a “magic carpet ride.”

Shouldn’t be too easy for bung to slip off

It looks like fun.

I couldn’t afford a magic towel mat!

What ever works …… :)

What about the king size rug?

Hmmm, I could make good use of one of those.

Notice how Bung doesn’t drink as much lately. And he’s getting a belly. Maybe he’s on the wagon.

Fine by me. Sign me up……

Wiz enchanted and sold Fink’s shower mat – complete with the foot fungus from the Everest expedition.

Shower mats are washable.

When they had the first one Monday, I would not have guessed that it would be a week-long arc (assuming Saturday).

I’m reading the comments above and wondering what intellectual midgets can turn magic carpets into political rants.

Okay second try: I’m wondering how…oh never mind.

It just needs a seat belt and all will be fine.