Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 07, 2024

Accountant! Ready! Let’s get ready to rumble!

A nose bigger than Rodney’s ??? Unbelievable!

Yeaaaahhhh…those aren’t stocks. Those are ETFs.

I know that feeling of dread. Why i have handed it over to someone who at least understands this gambling better than i do.

Probably a good decision.

Of course he mighty warrior with power of elephant. Just looks at his mighty trunk for example.

No pressure, just remember that if you get the stock picks wrong, you’ll end up like the guy you defeated…

Seems to be sweating it a bit!!!!!!

And may the odds be ever in your favor!

Even more brutal….penny stocks

Yeah, pinball high score names!

TSLA!!!

Off with his head.

Dangerous!!

Not the worst portfolio in terms of diversification.

Must be related to elephants or walruses……

Put your money in SPQR

He needs to prove himself in the toughest arena of all, a big box store on Black Friday.

He’s not getting paid enough…

The wizard must be at it again; the warrior’s hat disappeared and reappeared.