Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for April 27, 2020

Thinking without the required mental apparatus can be counter-productive.

She should run for President. These days she would be a perfect fit for the Office.

She’s awful. So why the hell do I find her really sexy?

Rita is paid more because she has the big ideas, as shown here. ;-)

Elevated to her optimum level of incompetence?

Like Rita’s new hair style…..

Popeye’s Chicken was named after the Popeye Doyle character from the French Connection movies, not the sailor man.

How come you park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?

I think I start to like Rita. She can think and ask a few questions.

I might as well drag this one out as well. . . “Why when you go to turn off you computer you click the ‘Start’ icon??”

Rita IS right about these things!!!! We want ANSWERS!!!!

But, for Rita’s employees that are getting scared, here is how to keep her busy: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? What is the sound of one hand clapping?

And lets go further with spinach at Popeye’s..what kind of spinach would they serve? Popeye ate his straight from the can! Some people like theirs cooked! Some like it creamed! Does it make you as strong if you eat it cooked? Or creamed? What if you put it in a smoothie? If you drink your spinach, does it make you stronger than if you eat it? Which variety of chicken would go best with spinach? ……….

Rita: the “ lots for sale” works just like buying an unopened storage unit that was abandoned. You don’t get to know what it is, you just buy it with the risk you don’t know what you are getting.

Since Rita and Roy’s hair is growing longer, Jay’s hair should be growing too.

Many organizations are like septic tanks. The really big chunks rise to the top.

It takes a lot more college than I’ve had to reach that level of logic…

She sounds like Teri’s niece Shannon in Luann