WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 01, 2014

She had yakked about them all the time, and yet they had never met…- People say she’s going to probably milk him, too!

In his case,“Love is….. ‘hello marriage, and goodbye, cookouts!’…” – “Love is….. ‘people mistaking you for a vegetarian, even though you still remind them that you eat cheese’…” – “Love is…. ‘having to now slap yourself silly, when you’re watching cartoons where they turn into slabs of meat and chase each other’…” – “Love is….. ‘drowning your meatless sorrows in all the ice cream you can eat!’..” – Which will then make you smile during the summer, when the price of it goes up….

Maybe she stopped giving the free milk so he had to marry her for it.

truly sad!

It would have been really funny if she had had four.

So her relatives are cows (or sheep) because…?

Explains her MOOdyness.

The sheep in human’s clothing?

So, she’s been wearing a mask all this time.

OK !!!…a Salute to Gary Larson ?

HAHAHAHAHA (same idea….)!

This doesn’t make sense. She’s from a family of cows? OK, I could understand if he’d drawn her with six teats. Or with horns. (Life is too short to spend searching for meaning in lazy comic strips and pointless non-sequitors!)