WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for March 04, 2019

The check’s in the mail. Snail mail.

“It’s a RV, Schmucksickle!”

Real property is land or something affixed to the land. Where did this assessor get his certification?

The police are at your door. If you do not pay your taxes today you will be arrested. You can make payments through a gift card.

“So evict me already!”

It’s a shell scheme ;)

Next time we have to come back we’re bringing a container of clarified butter!

How can he keep track…they changes shell homes so often…=~}

I once made a mistake on a check for my property tax. Underpaid by $.03. The county sent me a registered letter and I was put on the delinquent property tax list. How much did that cost? Ever since I pay $1.03 more than the tax just so they can owe me.

Well, i once got a call on my work-provided cell phone, with my number as the caller ID listing and was told that my phone was scheduled to be disconnected for non-payment! And to make things even funnier, i work for the phone company! I told them to cut it off if they could…. fewer calls, and i might get some work done.

Gotta pay for Green No Deal some how

Beware. Don’t stir them up. Possibly they would forget who is supposedly in charge of Earth.

“But sir, I did pay my proper tee assessment, and I have a receipt signed by Donald Trump to prove it.”