Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 07, 2009

Been making ‘em for years, Zig. It’s called planned obsolescence.

Someone doesn’t like u Ziggy.

Quit blocking my way, I’m outta here!

Did you touch something you shouldn’t have??? Like maybe the car?

They are made to self-destruct as soon as you drive it off the lot.

Yugo?

hmm, my Dodge Caravan has over 225,000 miles on it, only one small rust spot, and still gets over 25 mpg highway. Someone must have messed up when they built it.

In “The Spy Who Loved Me”, or some other Bond movie, a criminal touched the door handle of Bond’s car, & it exploded. Rather than have it solen or sa- botaged, Q Branch decided on total obliteration.

….AND I THOUGHT THE FORD EDSEL WAS BAD !

I think I remember that BIGCHRONO, but I don’t think it starred either Moore or Connery…but I may be wrong. I think it was a newer movie with even more gadgets.

Where did that mack of a car salesman get that car? From Q?

Don’t just sit there Ziggy! GET OUT!

Hmm… Ziggy is talking now. That doesn’t happen very often.

The salesman has never seen a prospect such as you, Ziggy!