Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 13, 2009

25 more years and you’ll be passed on! no more! He will cease to be! expire and go to meet its maker! a stiff! Bereft of life, he’ll rest in peace! be pushing up the daisies! Its metabolic processes will be history! off the twig! kicked the bucket, shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! HE WILL BE AN EX-PARROT!!

Parrots the ultimate way to punish generations of descendants for being related to you.

So, what do you want? A cracker?

For once, I’m sure he’d rather a beer.

You know, I usually have no use for cats, but I think I can think of one here.

Ziggy not only hardly ever wears pants, he also doesn’t wear shoes and socks. Does he have any socks? I can think of a good use for one here. Stuff it in that bird’s yap!

125! I’d think someone would’ve sent Willard a card so that he could honor that Bird. Bird is the Word.

It’s a wonder that bird’s lived that long!

if he’s 125, no wonder he’s a cranky old codger!

I’m that cranky and I’m not even half his age

well, kingrat, nice to know that there are still monty python fans out there.

I agree, get a cat for this one! A big one too!

@Susan001. He probably is. Never met a bird that was.

Who is Willard?