NTSC = never twice the same color. PAL = German acronym for phase alternating linesSECAM = French acronym for sequential color with memoryZIGGY = short bald man without pants.
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next eternity, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… Ziggy
Flash Gordon about 8 years ago
NTSC = never twice the same color. PAL = German acronym for phase alternating linesSECAM = French acronym for sequential color with memoryZIGGY = short bald man without pants.
sarazan7 about 8 years ago
It goes with his orange face color.
carlzr about 8 years ago
Don’t any of the artists on this site have the courage to mock Hillary Clinton?
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 8 years ago
Gee! A real television repairman and a really old television.
Dtroutma about 8 years ago
This ain’t “political”, just a funny accurate observation, like Boehner. Orange is just a reflection on some Irish ancestry, right?
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next eternity, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to… Ziggy
tom about 8 years ago
hehe
tea62 about 8 years ago
“Flash” — I see now why they call you Flash. Very funny post!