Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 04, 2023

Well, there’s always the helpline on the phone: press 1 to speak with a representative within the next mine, press 2 to speak with a representative within next five minutes, press 3 to speak with a representative within the next half hour, press 4 to speak with a representative within the next two hours, press 5 to speak with the next representative during the first representative’s lunch break, press 6 to speak with speak with a representative two hours before the office closes for the day, press 7 to speak with a representative half an hour before the office closes for the day, press 8 to speak with a representative two minutes before the office closes for the day, press 9 to return to the main menu.

Reminds me of the old riddle. The road to heaven divides into two paths with one path leading to hell. There are two guards. One always tells the truth and one guard always lies. You are allowed to only ask one question. How do you get a guard to tell you the safe road?

welp, now he’s lost. :}

Ziggy is at the Grand Prairie, Texas Post Office?

He must be at he DMV.

He is not lying. His window really is closed.

Sad but true……