1 and Done by Eric Scott for February 17, 2016

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    Steven Wright  almost 9 years ago

    I should put those words on a bookmark.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    He really liked that movie. That’s His second coming.

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    Elizabeth C Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    My mother used to say, “Jesus saves; I invest.”

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    Peam Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Is it a sin to laugh?

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    Rwill  almost 9 years ago

    I always liked the “I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa.” gag.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    He’s holding those for Dad and that spook.

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    nathanbtlr  almost 9 years ago

    Jesus saves S&H Green Stamps!

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    neverenoughgold  almost 9 years ago

    I’m not laughing…

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    Yowhasssup  almost 9 years ago

    @russnpat7 So God the father sent his son to be killed and you find that admirable and worthy of worship? What is Jesus saving you from? Oh, that’s right — from his own father who wants to throw you in a lake of fire for eternity.

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    briggs.roy078  over 2 years ago

    Apparently Jesus is a doosh!

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