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9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 31, 2004
August 30, 2004
September 01, 2004
Transcript:
"Why do you gentlemen always wear sunglasses?" "Because sunglasses announce that we protect national security from bogus crackpots." "Otherwise we would just look like a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses circling the neighborhood for prey." "Actually, we are a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses, but we hire ourselves out for national security and get these cool sunglasses." "Mine are Armani."
