9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 20, 2009
Transcript:
Edda says, "The strange thing is that in my 'Casablanca' scene I was about to pull out your .38 and nail Victor Laszlo between the eye. (Ilsa always was an idiot…ask any woman.)" Amos says, "And did you?" Edda says, "You said, 'Here's looking at you, kid,' The audience started cheering, and I came out of my reverie." Edda says, "Is that a .38 caliber smith and wesson anti personnel device in your coat pocket? Or are you just happy to imagine I'm Ingrid Bergman?" Amos says, "Well, actually..."