9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 26, 2011

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Amos: So how was your meeting with nicolette cignet today? Edda: they just wanted to discuss a contract. Amos: "They"? Edda: Well, there is no actual nicollete cignet. She's just a corporate image, like Betty Crocker....but in a thong bikini with matching lift and separate bra. Amos: Betty...crocker?! Amos: first santa claus...now this?! Lift and what?