9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 20, 2013
Transcript:
Man: Did you take my glasses off while I was asleep? Woman: yes, I was afraid you'd crush them. Man: Oh, well, thank you. Man: I had this foggy memory of edda offering you a cold shower. Of course, that would have made me feel cheap, objectified and violated. Woman: You don't have to tell me. Woman: Sven just used the words "cheap", "objectified" and "violated" in the same sentence. Edda: you know where the shower is.