9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 18, 2014
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Man: Captain kronjuwel is here, sir. Man: captain, I hear you got some rough treatment before we were able to get you out of normandy. Man: It was touch and go, colonel. Man: yes, I see here in the report that before you escaped you sustained several direct hits of...um..lipstick. Man: That is rather involved to explain. Man: It must have been hell.