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    allen@home  almost 2 years ago

    Yeah that sounds like a good password. No hacker will ever figure that out. Yeah right.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 2 years ago

    WINDOWS PASSWORD

    WINDOWS PASSWORD

    WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

    USER: potato

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

    USER: boiled potato

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

    USER: 1 boiled potato

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

    USER: 20boiledpotatoes

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

    USER: 20BOILEDpotatoes

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively.

    USER: 20BoIlEdPotatoesYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

    WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

    USER: IWillHuntYouDown20BoIlEdPotatoesYouIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

    WINDOWS: SORRY, THAT PASSWORD IS ALREADY IN USE

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I changed mine to “incorrect.” Now, when I enter the wrong password the computer tells me, “Your password is incorrect.”

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    pathamil  almost 2 years ago

    I thought Sims would the password Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Can’t forget mine, as well: “password”!

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If Sims truly hates the job then password should contain @#$%! as well.

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    purepaul Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    He will be the first to flip when the rumors of staff reductions are heard. Saw that while surviving three bloodbaths. Also saw one guy proclaiming he was the only person able to run the in inventory system. He was the first one axed.

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    Milady Meg  almost 2 years ago

    And a chorus of readers responded, “hey! That’s my password!”

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    ladykat Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I have one password for everything. Not the smartest thing, I know, but it’s all I can remember.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Corporate training modules always had us log on with “pa$$word” – someone must have thought that was really clever.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Password: , it will always be wrong; hacker proof…

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Password:

    it will always be wrong; hacker proof…

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