9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for November 13, 2024

why the Russians, META and Google aren’t paying enough? o_O

This one must be his new wife. She doesn’t appear too upset..

Then, and I don’t know which is worse, the Russians sold it back to me for pennies and sent me a sympathy card.

Now there is a hot Russian agent out there impersonating me and dating my ex. I think they are out to get me.

On November 15th, Elon Musk gets all your Twitter/X data, which he will sell to any entity willing to pay for it.

So? Melania did the same.

I guess you’re gonna have’ta start speaking Russian.

They were the highest bidder, a ruble isn’t worth anything.

if the russians got my personal information they’d think someone was pranking them…