The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for February 22, 2017

For those who can’t read it:

Panel 1: "Now lookit this gal here… perfume, gold jewelry… she screams “debutante” all over… god I detest her type."

Panel 2: “But hold on ole’ boy… who am I to doom this girl to harsh stereo-typing? Maybe she’s sweet, sensitive, and sincere… maybe she’ll even go out with me…”

Panel 3: “I only sleep with rich, well-hung frat boys.”

Panel 4: Him: “WELL, LET’S JUST BE FRANK ABOUT IT…” Her: “And money… I like gobs of money.”