The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for October 25, 2023

I will NOT read the pixellated cursive.

I will CANNOT read the pixellated cursive.

It’s not hard to read when you zoom in.

Oh Aggies doest thou wonder too

That your faults lie deeper than stinky socks

And that when your mother gave birth to you

She suffered from the pox

But though you’ll think me tacky

I’ll suppose that it’s not rare

That far beneath your army khaki

Lies crotch-less underwear

So Aggies lest from grace you fall

We’ll concede this if you let us

Your shaven domes ARE heads after all

Though only ones of lettuce