Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 13, 2001
Transcript:
Ranger: Ma'am, I'm sure your husband is just fine. This sort of thing happens more than you think. Laura: Husbands disappearing into the pitch-dark while trying to find the toilet?? Ranger: Sure! Actually, less in the winter months. He probably saw the warm, gentle campfire coming from the nudist colony across the lake. I'll be happy to check it out. Adam: This is ridiculous! Somebody's gotta show up with toilet paper!...Oh my gosh...my butt's asleep. I can't feel my butt!