Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 21, 2002
Transcript:
Little League Pitcher: Oh Brother! Girl player: Mr. Newman, their pitcher says I hit like a girl! Adam: You are a girl. Girl: Yeah, and when we're out in the field and I'm on the mound, everyone in their dugout calls me a "belly itcher:! Other girl: One of their players said my shoe was untied when it wasn't just before I made an error. Adam: Ok, I'll have a talk with their coach. Players: No, file a lawsuit like Coach Mike would do! Sue the pants off 'em! Yeah, if we can't beat 'em on the diamond, we'll beat 'em in the courtroom! Voice: Batter up! Player: Er, should I sit or bat? My last at bat caused some major emotional anguish. Adam: Last time I take over a team that was coached by a lawyer.
Yeah, that phrase, “hit like a girl” needs to die. Die, die, die