Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 11, 2008
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Merry Christmas from Brad and Brenda Braggart. Not unlike other couples coping in these difficult times, tightening our belts loomed very large this Holiday season; however, since Brenda has practically no body fat and possesses such a tiny, tiny waist, she's hoping Santa (hint-hint) will instead place a smaller (Gucci) belt under the tree for her.
They are probsbly in a one foot on a bannanna peel and into financial insolvency situation….