Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 23, 2011
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Transcript:
Adam: Sigh. I"m so depressed I don't even think coffee can cheer me up. Laura: What's the matter? Adam: Well, last year at this time, we were excitedly gearing up for the winter Olympics. This year...there's nothing but an icy wasteland waiting for us. Laura: Maybe we could schedule a Newman family Olympics. Adam: That's not a bad idea. I'll be able to use my luge jumpsuit again. Laura: So here are my ideas for events: Basement Cleaning, Furniture Polishing, Homework Finishing, Music Lessoning, and Wife Adoring. Adam: With the aerodynamic benefits of my luge suit, I like my chances to break the world furniture-polishing record. Laura: And think what it'll do for your Wife Adoring.
Anybody got some used snow to send to Canada. I understand they have a shortage this year. Oh Yeah, they had a shortage for the Winter Olympics too! Seems all the snow storms have slipped south.