Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 26, 2011
June 25, 2011
June 27, 2011
Transcript:
Adam: Ah, the hot summer sun...my old friend...every year you arrive later than I want you to. Then you show up and I welcome you. but I cannot bask in your vitamin-D drenched glory anymore. For I am fair skinned and you are unrelenting. But please do not take this as an insult. You have given us so much. Our atmosphere, our energy. Our plants. Our tan friends from the Jersey shore. So know that I respect you. But I also fear you. If I'm under your influence for too long, bad things happen. Sorta like when I've had three espressos and I pick up a hammer.
He’s fair skinned from the top of his head down to… well, so much for that. Let’s say his mind is wandering in the sun, his coffee level is too low, and common sense went out the window.