Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 08, 2012
Transcript:
Adam: Okay guys. This is gonna be great. A full day at the mall. Clayton: Can we stop at the toy store? Katy; How about hamburger heaven? Security guard: Sire, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the premises. Adam: Me? Are you joking? Security guard: Please, sir. LEt's not make a scene. Adam: What's my crime? Security guard: Your clothes, sire. Adam: My clothes? Security guard: Yes, sir. It's your sweatpants. They're pulled up too high. Adam: Too high? But I like a warm belly button! It's all about layers! Security guard: That's what they all say. Clayton & Katy: Oh no, Dad! Throw us your wallet! Dad?!
cheap_day_return over 12 years ago
This ain’t Walmart, Adam.
robinafox over 12 years ago
I’m baffled. What is this about?
James Hopkins over 12 years ago
The mall fashion police?
cbrsarah over 12 years ago
I’d be suing.
Magic Grandad over 12 years ago
I’d make a scene with all the actions just like a 3 year old – then I’d sue.
Magic Grandad over 12 years ago
Or like 6 year old Calvin – a true professional
MotherOfMoses over 12 years ago
Adam you go to mall with Sweatpants? kudos to your moxie.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 12 years ago
That’s what this world doesn’t need: More Rent-A-Cops!
KEA over 12 years ago
I’d be standing by applauding.
tagteam over 12 years ago
Now if they were down by his butt cheeks, it would have been fine.
dante.deangelo over 12 years ago
What would you sue for? Private business can make their own dress codes.
lemon868 over 12 years ago
just pull the shirt out and over the pants, Adam, really!
yldonaldson over 12 years ago
Maybe the waistband being so high made “things” a little too defined…
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
Shakes her head and groans If someone tried to do that to me, I would boycott the mall and get that stupid jerk fired.
dante.deangelo over 12 years ago
He can’t be fired for enforcing the mall’s rules. Nor should he. It’s private property and they can make the rules.
slypuma over 12 years ago
but it’s okay when it’s a female wearing sweatpants way too tight
pmreynoldss over 12 years ago
yes I am baffled also
pmreynoldss over 12 years ago
yes am baffled also.
pmreynoldss over 12 years ago
baffled
Rodney99 over 12 years ago
I’d give the Rent-A-Cop a wedgie…
psychlady over 12 years ago
Should have gone to Walmart!!
gocomicsmember over 12 years ago
As a People Greeter, I get to witness all the different varieties of dress people come into the store with. I believe this is a back-handed comment on the opposite extreme (pants so low that you wonder how they manage to wear them at all) that is all too common today!
USlackr Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wait! They’re a the “mall”? What’s this mall they speak of?