Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 10, 2012
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Clayton: Why are there so many superhero movies? Adam: Superheroes make us feel safe during uncertain times. Clayton: Why are there so many vampire movies? Adam: The idea of eternal life on earth has fascinated people for years. Clayton: What about romantic comedies? Adam: Your mom would probably know that answer better than me. Though, I think it has something to do with keeping Kate Hudson employed. Clayton: What about zombie movies? They're everywhere. Adam: They represent the advertiser-attractive zombie demographic. Clayton: Who's in the zombie demographic? And what advertiser wants to reach the brainless? Adam: Tons. Think of all the politicians, payday loan operators, unethical contractors, teachers who give too much homework, collection agents...
It’s pretty lousy to include teachers in this disgusting bunch. Shame on you.