Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for July 26, 2012
July 25, 2012
July 27, 2012
Transcript:
Clayton; Did your dad ever give you any great advice? Adam; Oh sure... ...he was always saying 'never trust someone who whistles in an elevator.' Clayton; Why not? Adam; It's just one of those things that tips you off to someone's character. Clayton; Like when someone doesn't share the last piece of pizza with his young children. Adam; I hadn't had lunch!
1) NEVER look left or right at a urinal.2) When trying to find a urinal, if possible, there must ALWAYS be a free one between you and the next guy, or a separator wall. if not possible, use a stall. If not possible, look ahead. DO NOT look left or right.3) ALWAYS wash your hands after peeing or defecating4) The enemy of my enemy is my friend5) The truth is easier to remember than a lie6) Don’t pick your nose, wedgie, or adjust your ‘junk’ in front of women.7) NEVER spit into oncoming wind...