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Katy: Dad? Do you know where I Could find a radioactive pony? Adam: Um... No. Katy: Well, dang. How else am I supposed to get my pony-like super powers? Adam: Wow. If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that... Katy: We could buy a nuclear pony??
There are many ponies near Fukushima, and the Japanese government is sponsoring a herd cull, you could probably get nuclear ponies there. Hey, I googled radioactive pony and I got Fukushima or My Little Pony. My Little Pony, now with added minerals and isotopes.