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Adam: This was my napping Jersey in high school.
Clayton: Wow.
Adam: My coach said I could have gone pro. Anyway, this was the Jersey I was wearing when I won state.
Clayton: Can I wear it?
Adam: Better not. I don't want the victory drool to flake off.
Clayton, you should really give up any ideas of going into competitive napping. After all, you wouldn’t want to be a kid-napper, would you? Waa ha ha ha! I kill myself!(before someone else here does!)