Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 15, 2015
Transcript:
"Stumble the Christmas zombie wanted cookies and Santa's brains." Zombie: Uuuuuh... Katy: Why Santa's brain specifically? Clayton: Are you kidding? It'd be delicious! It's infused with years and years of cookies and hot cocoa. Katy: Like a marinade? Clayton: Nobody said zombies can't have a refined palate.
Very few Amurikans are grown ups.