Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for October 14, 2016
Transcript:
Clayton: Where's Dad? Laura: In his office. But be careful. This no-coffee thing has him a little... Adam: Oh! Oh, great! Another paper jam?!? Really? How bout I jam you?!! Jam that, you stupid...gaah! Open wide, you ink-guzzling piece of always-jamming smash!! Crash!! Clayton: Irritable? Adam: That's right! I'm the captain now!!
Get that man a snickers stat!