Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 27, 2016
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Adam: Wow. The shelves are bare. Woman: Yah. Peaple'r stockin' up. Heard it's gonna be bad. Ice. Tons-a snow. I'm just gonna sit home and stream Johnny Depp movies. Gerty loves her some Johnny Depp. Adam: And Gerty is...? Woman: My stupid cat. I find Depp preening and unwatchable.
Johnny Depp was interesting in Edward Scissorhands.
From then on, everything was a shipwreck…