Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for January 11, 2017
Transcript:
Laura: How's your back? Adam: It's been better. Right now it feels like two pythons are wrestling just above my waist. And the pythons are angry. And they have scary red monster eyes and they dine on nails and fire for breakfast. Laura: Very descriptive. Adam: Sorry. That last part may have been the pain pill talking.
From personal experience this is too true to be made up. Rob, I hope your back gets better.