Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 12, 2017

Clayton, be one with the turkey. Are you scared yet?

“You worry me”,says the guy who drinks five gallons of coffee a day.And who’s chili won?

…and the movie would certainly be a turkey!

I think Hollywood will be interested, they’re always making giant turkeys…

He’s destined to be the John Carpenter of holiday-themed horror films.

Here is a question for all of you. In every major store you can find Turkey Breasts. At every fair you can get Baked/Smoked Turkey Legs or Drums. Where are the Thighs? No store has them. No Fair has them.

This could be Adam’s next book.

Well, if Tim Burton could do it with Christmas…