Always a ready excuse to stuff himself.
Eventually Dad’s lame jokes will become a fond memory.
It is surprising that Adam isn’t morbidly obese
Must be my Nuclear Coffee, I know that I can’t keep weight on no matter how much I eat
That would be my favorite joke, kids!
Some emergencies are way better than others. If you need to scream, Ice cream is the answer.
My X was looking at the report cards while we were heading for town on the last day of school. “Mr. Caleb,” she said sternly, “there are nothing but A’s on this report card. What do you think we should do about it?”
“Um,” Caleb replied carefully, “I’m grounded?”
“Really? I thought we’d take you out for pizza.”
I scream, you scream, we all scream… at dad jokes.
SHIVA about 4 years ago
Always a ready excuse to stuff himself.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
Eventually Dad’s lame jokes will become a fond memory.
Doctor Toon about 4 years ago
It is surprising that Adam isn’t morbidly obese
Must be my Nuclear Coffee, I know that I can’t keep weight on no matter how much I eat
jpayne4040 about 4 years ago
That would be my favorite joke, kids!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Some emergencies are way better than others. If you need to scream, Ice cream is the answer.
Tentoes about 4 years ago
My X was looking at the report cards while we were heading for town on the last day of school. “Mr. Caleb,” she said sternly, “there are nothing but A’s on this report card. What do you think we should do about it?”
“Um,” Caleb replied carefully, “I’m grounded?”
“Really? I thought we’d take you out for pizza.”
David Rickard Premium Member about 4 years ago
I scream, you scream, we all scream… at dad jokes.